2025-07-01
AI总结:
服务器日报:一场网络断线秀与挖山辩论大会
各位方块世界的居民们,今天的服务器日志堪称一部史诗级连续剧,主角是 a350_ti 和 mhls100,配角是骷髅、僵尸,以及一位神秘客串的 MinecraftBC。整体剧情围绕“断线重连”和“挖山哲学”展开,充满了意外死亡、网络吐槽和成就闪光。让我们用幽默的显微镜放大这一天吧!
开场:a350_ti 的“网络体操”表演
- 凌晨 00:00:20,a350_ti 突然玩起了“消失术”(断开连接),服务器表示:“好走不送!”但仅仅一分钟后,a350_ti 又闪亮回归(登录在坐标 -740.6012027814988, 76.0, -464.1762608973678),还自带地毯客户端(carpet client)光环,仿佛在说:“我胡汉三又回来了!”可惜,这位老兄的网络似乎比蜘蛛网还脆弱——之后又两次断线重连(00:17:30 和 00:32:10),每次登录位置都微妙偏移,活像在练习“随机传送术” 。服务器都看不下去了,在 00:01:20 和 01:46:10 两次宣布“空无一人,暂停中”,结果每次都被 a350_ti 的顽强回归打断。
高潮:挖山辩论会与网络吐槽大赛
- 00:33:45,mhls100 闪亮登场(坐标 -783.3309252699415, 70.0, -349.6663097850151),加入了 a350_ti 的挖山小队。但一上来就卡成PPT:“很卡()”,a350_ti 淡定回应“来挖山(”,仿佛在说:“卡?不存在的,挖就完事!”
- 接着,一场关于“挖山 vs 炸山”的哲学辩论爆发:
- mhls100 质疑:“bro为什么在这边的原野上插满了火把()”,a350_ti 解释:“晚上作业没野怪偷似的次数太多了”(翻译:怕怪物偷袭,插火把防身)。
- mhls100 建议炸山:“建高点……tnt点燃之后向下自然下落,能精准的炸掉其下86格的方块”,但 a350_ti 坚持手工挖:“1不好控制……2不规则怕把附近地形破坏了(……3三向填平坑不比挖不费事”。最终,a350_ti 妥协:“西边那几座我是打算炸的……这座也算是今天挖着玩(”,mhls100 赶紧喊:“给我留点()”——这对话像极了两个矿工在争夺“最佳环保奖”。
- 中途,a350_ti 在 01:08:31 被骷髅射中,mhls100 只回了个“?”,a350_ti 无奈“orz”,完美演绎“生存模式中的日常猝死”。
- 成就时刻:01:19:18,mhls100 解锁“深藏不露”(Hidden in the Depths),但随即感叹“byd感觉浪费人生”,a350_ti 哲学回应:“只有浪费过了,才会知道需要去更好的利用人生”——服务器瞬间变身心灵鸡汤直播间。
- a350_ti 的网络怨念爆发:01:25:23,“沟槽的联通绝对对我家宽带下手了……这个网太差了”,日志里还多次警告“Chat disabled due to missing profile public key”(聊天禁用,公钥缺失),这网络差得连骷髅都忍不住 偷笑。
下午场:mhls100 的“死亡循环”与成就收割
- 上午 11:19:35,mhls100 独自回归,开启单机冒险模式:
- 12:58:05,完成挑战“用碎片覆盖我”(Cover Me in Debris),喜提远古残骸,但好景不长——13:55:09 被骷髅射中,14:29:30 又被僵尸杀死。服务器日志像在播放“死亡回放”:骷髅和僵尸成了他的专属陪练。
- 15:09:18 再次登录,15:14:58 解锁“热力四射”(Hot Stuff),用岩浆桶玩转炼药锅。但16:10:20,僵尸又找上门来——mhls100 的生存之旅,简直是“成就与死亡齐飞”。
- 期间,MinecraftBC 在 16:45:15 短暂客串(坐标 -692.8398411611075, 78.0, -489.6693368758183),但网络同样不给力:登录后秒断,重连一次又断(16:46:25 和 16:47:26),像在表演“闪现术”,连句话都没来得及说就溜了。
结局:服务器寂寞如雪
- mhls100 在 17:35:12 最后登录(坐标 278.4585861704095, 2.0625, 8.490270667536704),但17:57:50 再次断开。服务器在 17:58:50 宣布“空无一人,暂停中”,结束这天的闹剧。
总结:今天服务器上演了“断线重连马拉松”(a350_ti 和 mhls100 共断开7次),挖山辩论赛(TNT vs 镐子,谁更环保?),以及mhls100的“成就收割机兼死亡体验营”。网络问题成最大反派,骷髅僵尸则是最佳喜剧配角。各位玩家,明天记得带好宽带和盔甲,服务器等你回来续写传奇! 😄
[00:00:20] [Server thread/INFO]: a350_ti lost connection: Disconnected
[00:00:20] [Server thread/INFO]: a350_ti left the game
[00:00:20] [Server thread/INFO]: [voicechat] Disconnecting client a350_ti
[00:01:20] [Server thread/INFO]: Server empty for 60 seconds, pausing
[00:01:37] [Server thread/INFO]: a350_ti[/111.55.79.77:52236] logged in with entity id 258350 at (-740.6012027814988, 76.0, -464.1762608973678)
[00:01:37] [Server thread/INFO]: a350_ti joined the game
[00:01:37] [Server thread/INFO]: Player a350_ti joined with a matching carpet client
[00:17:30] [Server thread/INFO]: a350_ti lost connection: Disconnected
[00:17:30] [Server thread/INFO]: a350_ti left the game
[00:17:30] [Server thread/INFO]: [voicechat] Disconnecting client a350_ti
[00:17:31] [Server thread/INFO]: a350_ti[/111.55.79.77:30351] logged in with entity id 263065 at (-788.5093710005348, 76.0, -445.7167900103551)
[00:17:31] [Server thread/INFO]: a350_ti joined the game
[00:17:31] [Server thread/INFO]: Player a350_ti joined with a matching carpet client
[00:32:10] [Server thread/INFO]: a350_ti lost connection: Disconnected
[00:32:10] [Server thread/INFO]: a350_ti left the game
[00:32:10] [Server thread/INFO]: [voicechat] Disconnecting client a350_ti
[00:33:05] [Server thread/INFO]: a350_ti[/111.55.79.77:27473] logged in with entity id 269469 at (-783.759916029696, 75.0, -423.4993957477873)
[00:33:05] [Server thread/INFO]: a350_ti joined the game
[00:33:05] [Server thread/INFO]: Player a350_ti joined with a matching carpet client
[00:33:45] [Server thread/INFO]: mhls100[/112.6.224.40:55808] logged in with entity id 270744 at (-783.3309252699415, 70.0, -349.6663097850151)
[00:33:45] [Server thread/INFO]: mhls100 joined the game
[00:33:54] [Server thread/INFO]: Player mhls100 joined with a matching carpet client
[00:33:58] [Server thread/WARN]: Failed to update secure chat state for a350_ti: 'Chat disabled due to missing profile public key. Please try reconnecting.'
[00:34:01] [Server thread/INFO]: <a350_ti> 来挖山(
[00:34:16] [Server thread/WARN]: Failed to update secure chat state for mhls100: 'Chat disabled due to missing profile public key. Please try reconnecting.'
[00:34:22] [Server thread/INFO]: <mhls100> 很卡()
[00:34:44] [Server thread/INFO]: <a350_ti> y
[00:35:14] [Server thread/INFO]: <mhls100> bro为什么在这边的原野上插满了火把()
[00:35:45] [Server thread/INFO]: <a350_ti> 晚上作业没野怪偷似的次数太多了
[00:39:53] [Server thread/INFO]: <mhls100> 虽然为什么不炸山
[00:40:17] [Server thread/INFO]: <a350_ti> 1不好控制
[00:40:33] [Server thread/INFO]: <mhls100> 建高点
[00:40:34] [Server thread/INFO]: <a350_ti> 2不规则怕把附近地形破坏了(
[00:40:59] [Server thread/INFO]: <a350_ti> 3三向填平坑不比挖不费事
[00:41:19] [Server thread/INFO]: <mhls100> 高点能直接控制成两格上下的平原来着
[00:41:55] [Server thread/INFO]: <a350_ti> 这个地方又有石头又有土
[00:42:02] [Server thread/INFO]: <a350_ti> 这俩玩意爆炸抗性不一样
[00:42:21] [Server thread/INFO]: <mhls100> 草的
[00:42:25] [Server thread/INFO]: <mhls100> 我想说的是
[00:42:40] [Server thread/INFO]: <mhls100> tnt点燃之后向下自然下落
[00:42:56] [Server thread/INFO]: <a350_ti> o我明白你那个意思
[00:43:03] [Server thread/INFO]: <a350_ti> 我也是说的那个(
[00:43:04] [Server thread/INFO]: <mhls100> 能精准的炸掉其下86格的方块
[00:43:30] [Server thread/INFO]: <mhls100> 我觉得比挖省事吧
[00:43:51] [Server thread/INFO]: <a350_ti> 西边那几座我是打算炸的(
[00:44:02] [Server thread/INFO]: <a350_ti> 这座也算是今天挖着玩(
[00:44:04] [Server thread/INFO]: <mhls100> 给我留点()
[00:44:17] [Server thread/INFO]: <a350_ti> 跟养牛一样的动机(x
[00:54:04] [Server thread/INFO]: <mhls100> 这个版本下界合金套还有必要吗
[00:54:09] [Server thread/INFO]: <a350_ti> y
[01:08:31] [Server thread/INFO]: a350_ti was shot by Skeleton
[01:08:34] [Server thread/INFO]: <mhls100> ?
[01:09:38] [Server thread/INFO]: <a350_ti> orz
[01:12:34] [Server thread/INFO]: <mhls100> 单蹦的岩浆也太恶心了
[01:12:39] [Server thread/INFO]: <a350_ti> haha
[01:19:18] [Server thread/INFO]: mhls100 has made the advancement [Hidden in the Depths]
[01:20:26] [Server thread/INFO]: <mhls100> byd感觉浪费人生
[01:20:48] [Server thread/INFO]: <a350_ti> ?
[01:20:50] [Server thread/INFO]: <a350_ti> y
[01:21:23] [Server thread/INFO]: <a350_ti> 只有浪费过了
[01:21:39] [Server thread/INFO]: <a350_ti> 才会知道需要去更好的利用人生
[01:25:23] [Server thread/INFO]: <a350_ti> 沟槽的联通绝对对我家宽带下手了
[01:25:27] [Server thread/INFO]: <a350_ti> 这个网太差了
[01:25:33] [Server thread/INFO]: <a350_ti> 不正常
[01:30:31] [Server thread/INFO]: <mhls100> 哎是不是一个锭需要四个残骸
[01:30:50] [Server thread/INFO]: <a350_ti> 4个还是5个来着
[01:30:52] [Server thread/INFO]: <a350_ti> 忘了
[01:31:03] [Server thread/INFO]: <a350_ti> 我一般不找下界合金(x
[01:33:11] [Server thread/INFO]: <mhls100> 据说这个版本已经不值得了
[01:33:31] [Server thread/INFO]: <a350_ti> idk
[01:34:20] [Server thread/INFO]: <mhls100> 没电了先下了
[01:34:25] [Server thread/INFO]: mhls100 lost connection: Disconnected
[01:34:25] [Server thread/INFO]: mhls100 left the game
[01:34:25] [Server thread/INFO]: [voicechat] Disconnecting client mhls100
[01:46:10] [Server thread/INFO]: a350_ti lost connection: Disconnected
[01:46:10] [Server thread/INFO]: a350_ti left the game
[01:46:10] [Server thread/INFO]: [voicechat] Disconnecting client a350_ti
[01:47:10] [Server thread/INFO]: Server empty for 60 seconds, pausing
[11:19:35] [Server thread/INFO]: mhls100[/112.6.224.40:50328] logged in with entity id 307783 at (-782.8429151562208, 70.0, -349.40532322582885)
[11:19:35] [Server thread/INFO]: mhls100 joined the game
[11:19:37] [Server thread/INFO]: Player mhls100 joined with a matching carpet client
[12:58:05] [Server thread/INFO]: mhls100 has completed the challenge [Cover Me in Debris]
[13:55:09] [Server thread/INFO]: mhls100 was shot by Skeleton
[14:29:30] [Server thread/INFO]: mhls100 was slain by Zombie
[14:57:22] [Server thread/INFO]: mhls100 lost connection: Disconnected
[14:57:22] [Server thread/INFO]: mhls100 left the game
[14:57:22] [Server thread/INFO]: [voicechat] Disconnecting client mhls100
[14:58:22] [Server thread/INFO]: Server empty for 60 seconds, pausing
[15:09:18] [Server thread/INFO]: mhls100[/112.6.224.40:55466] logged in with entity id 369683 at (-786.970916586518, 70.0, -335.1178945513733)
[15:09:18] [Server thread/INFO]: mhls100 joined the game
[15:09:19] [Server thread/INFO]: Player mhls100 joined with a matching carpet client
[15:14:58] [Server thread/INFO]: mhls100 has made the advancement [Hot Stuff]
[15:42:08] [Server thread/INFO]: mhls100 lost connection: Disconnected
[15:42:08] [Server thread/INFO]: mhls100 left the game
[15:42:08] [Server thread/INFO]: [voicechat] Disconnecting client mhls100
[15:42:26] [Server thread/INFO]: mhls100[/112.6.224.40:56483] logged in with entity id 378557 at (-750.3299275154843, 66.0, -357.2701989002574)
[15:42:26] [Server thread/INFO]: mhls100 joined the game
[15:42:27] [Server thread/INFO]: Player mhls100 joined with a matching carpet client
[16:10:20] [Server thread/INFO]: mhls100 was slain by Zombie
[16:45:15] [Server thread/INFO]: MinecraftBC[/124.160.20.219:11120] logged in with entity id 384232 at (-692.8398411611075, 78.0, -489.6693368758183)
[16:45:15] [Server thread/INFO]: MinecraftBC joined the game
[16:46:25] [Server thread/INFO]: MinecraftBC lost connection: Disconnected
[16:46:25] [Server thread/INFO]: MinecraftBC left the game
[16:46:25] [Server thread/INFO]: [voicechat] Disconnecting client MinecraftBC
[16:46:49] [Server thread/INFO]: MinecraftBC[/124.160.20.219:12121] logged in with entity id 385414 at (-711.7616322500459, 76.0, -515.1653894819132)
[16:46:49] [Server thread/INFO]: MinecraftBC joined the game
[16:47:26] [Server thread/INFO]: MinecraftBC lost connection: Disconnected
[16:47:26] [Server thread/INFO]: MinecraftBC left the game
[16:47:26] [Server thread/INFO]: [voicechat] Disconnecting client MinecraftBC
[17:05:29] [Server thread/INFO]: mhls100 lost connection: Disconnected
[17:05:29] [Server thread/INFO]: mhls100 left the game
[17:05:29] [Server thread/INFO]: [voicechat] Disconnecting client mhls100
[17:06:29] [Server thread/INFO]: Server empty for 60 seconds, pausing
[17:35:12] [Server thread/INFO]: mhls100[/112.6.224.40:59613] logged in with entity id 393207 at (278.4585861704095, 2.0625, 8.490270667536704)
[17:35:12] [Server thread/INFO]: mhls100 joined the game
[17:35:12] [Server thread/INFO]: Player mhls100 joined with a matching carpet client
[17:57:50] [Server thread/INFO]: mhls100 lost connection: Disconnected
[17:57:50] [Server thread/INFO]: mhls100 left the game
[17:57:50] [Server thread/INFO]: [voicechat] Disconnecting client mhls100
[17:58:50] [Server thread/INFO]: Server empty for 60 seconds, pausing