2025-08-11
AI总结:
服务器日志大揭秘:又是建筑工头与鸽子们的一天!
各位亲爱的方块居民,欢迎收看今天的“服务器日报”——根据日志内容,这一天(从午夜到深夜)可谓跌宕起伏,充满了进进出出的玩家、无数鸽子的哀鸣(别误会,不是真的鸟,而是那些说好的建筑计划),以及一场突如其来的“谋杀案”。下面,就让我用幽默风趣的笔触,带您重温这精彩纷呈的24小时!
开场:玩家们像走马灯,登录退出忙不停
- 午夜惊魂登录:在00:27:50,hereiszd大佬闪亮登场(坐标:-710, 50, -458),带着他的地毯模组(carpet client),准备大干一场。但好景不长,01:58:02时,bot_rpnglu也悄悄上线(坐标:-719, 65, -367),仿佛在说:“兄弟,我来陪你了!”可惜,这只是个开始——服务器的人气指数,低得连僵尸都懒得刷。
- Alicia_X的反复横跳:09:13:56,Alicia_X隆重加入(坐标:-762, 84, -513),还自带地毯模组。但这位建筑狂魔似乎患上了“移动过快综合征”——09:32:14,系统警告她“moved too quickly”,结果她09:32:37就断线了。之后她又反复上线(11:14:46、11:23:10、19:43:22),每次都在讨论建筑计划时突然消失,比如11:22:05一句“去搜集一点资料”后就溜了,留下hereiszd在风中凌乱。系统都忍不住吐槽:“Alicia_X,您这是用TNT加速跑路吗?”
- 其他匆匆过客:rhnmabj在11:58:27登录(坐标:-776, 72, -322),但12:21:51就闪人;Onestar在15:28:33上线(坐标:-41, 128, -50),15:30:23就下线,连个“hi”都没留下,活像个隐形的忍者。MinecraftBC在19:58:30加入(坐标:-751, 68, -373),贡献了本日最幽默时刻后,20:01:05就say goodbye了。服务器人口普查:总在线人数最高时也就三四个,堪称“鬼服中的战斗机”。
高潮:建筑工头们的“鸽王争霸赛”
这一天的重头戏,绝对是hereiszd和Alicia_X的史诗级对话(从11:14:46开始),主题就一个:服务器太冷清,建筑计划鸽到天荒地老!
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动力不足的哀嚎:Alicia_X开门见山:“你服人还是太少了,感觉动力不足 。”(11:17:12)hereiszd秒回:“是啊,都在忙。”(11:17:36)两人互诉衷肠,Alicia_X抱怨:“碰到点棘手的都不太想搞了,出生点鸽了半月了得。”(11:18:04)hereiszd则自爆:“我也是,所以我逼着自己把原来的拆了,不然没动力。”(11:18:18)系统温馨提示:这对话比红石电路还复杂,建议直接上咖啡因。
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建筑大计:从垃圾堆到大教堂:讨论转向具体项目——Alicia_X想建个公共区域(11:19:31),但仓库风格让她后悔:“tmd有点后悔仓库搞这个风格了”(11:28:29),因为“这种砂岩木结构不太好搞那种凯旋门似的地狱门”。hereiszd更惨,布线问题让他崩溃:“服气了这个布线,还串门了,急急急!”(11:23:23)然后,话题升华:hereiszd计划给yanber做个管风琴(11:31:16),还邀请Alicia_X建个大教堂(11:31:29)。Alicia_X犹豫:“缝合怪还是可以做的,拼好筑”(11:32:16),但担心鸽进度:“我怕因为我鸽耽误老多进度”(11:36:42)。hereiszd暖心回应:“没事,我可以帮忙施工。”(11:36:58)系统总结:这哪是服务器,分明是《我的世界:鸽王建筑师》真人秀!
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指令乱入与备份大戏:hereiszd不忘实用操作——02:29:39,他尝试用失效的!!qb make指令(评论“看不到明天的太阳了”),结果系统无情无视。但11:59:44,他聪明地切换到!!pb make(备份存档),留言“遗憾下播”,成功保存进度。系统提示:!!pb make是存档备份,而!!qb?哦,那只是个美好的回忆。
插曲:幽默与悲剧齐飞
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MinecraftBC的智慧闪光:19:59:03,MinecraftBC上线后突发奇想:“有没有什么字可以同时表示上和下?”(19:59:17)苦思冥想后,他顿悟:“这他妈不就是‘卡’吗!”(19:59:52)解释:想用“打卡”同时表示上下班。服务器集体鼓掌:这位哲学家的出现,让日志瞬间从建筑工地升级到脱口秀现场。
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“谋杀案”终结篇:深夜23:26:01,hereiszd在坐标不明处(日志没给,但估计是复仇现场)无情击杀了bot_rpnglu,系统宣告:“bot_rpnglu was slain by hereiszd。”bot_rpnglu含泪下线,原因:“bot_rpnglu died”。服务器警长hereiszd表示:这是对鸽王们的正义制裁!
结尾:又是平静的落幕
随着hereiszd在23:16:16最后一次登录(坐标:-703, 66, -460),并在杀戮后悄然离线,服务器重归宁静。全天亮点:多次“moved too quickly”警告、secure chat错误(hereiszd两次因“missing profile public key”聊天失败),以及地毯模组的忠实粉丝们。总结:服务器人丁稀薄,建筑计划鸽声四起,但幽默和意外让这一天不虚此行。明天,或许会有人建完那个出生点?别抱太大希望——鸽王们永不缺席! 😄
[00:27:50] [Server thread/INFO]: hereiszd[/112.230.233.180:52622] logged in with entity id 476371 at (-710.135441654906, 50.0, -458.45185004557766)
[00:27:50] [Server thread/INFO]: hereiszd joined the game
[00:27:54] [Server thread/INFO]: Player hereiszd joined with a matching carpet client
[01:58:02] [Server thread/INFO]: bot_rpnglu[local] logged in with entity id 583045 at (-719.5, 65.0, -367.5)
[01:58:02] [Server thread/INFO]: bot_rpnglu joined the game
[02:29:34] [Server thread/WARN]: Failed to update secure chat state for hereiszd: 'Chat disabled due to missing profile public key. Please try reconnecting.'
[02:29:39] [Server thread/INFO]: <hereiszd> !!qb make 看不到明天的太阳了
[02:32:02] [Server thread/INFO]: hereiszd lost connection: Timed out
[02:32:02] [Server thread/INFO]: hereiszd left the game
[02:32:02] [Server thread/INFO]: [voicechat] Disconnecting client hereiszd
[02:36:34] [Server thread/INFO]: MCScans (/45.148.10.134:43514) lost connection: Disconnected
[09:13:56] [Server thread/INFO]: Alicia_X[/113.120.19.54:18826] logged in with entity id 749192 at (-762.1396058018978, 84.0, -513.4365031657094)
[09:13:56] [Server thread/INFO]: Alicia_X joined the game
[09:13:57] [Server thread/INFO]: Player Alicia_X joined with a matching carpet client
[09:32:14] [Server thread/WARN]: Alicia_X moved too quickly! 10.035246004428132,-1.130906499714527,0.27686578746988744
[09:32:37] [Server thread/INFO]: Alicia_X lost connection: Disconnected
[09:32:37] [Server thread/INFO]: Alicia_X left the game
[09:32:37] [Server thread/INFO]: [voicechat] Disconnecting client Alicia_X
[10:55:49] [Server thread/INFO]: hereiszd[/112.230.233.180:58765] logged in with entity id 773335 at (-697.8878432096872, 63.0, -446.69348573474025)
[10:55:49] [Server thread/INFO]: hereiszd joined the game
[10:55:51] [Server thread/INFO]: Player hereiszd joined with a matching carpet client
[11:14:46] [Server thread/INFO]: Alicia_X[/113.120.19.54:17800] logged in with entity id 779214 at (-728.8993455072975, 76.0, -524.5787899655827)
[11:14:46] [Server thread/INFO]: Alicia_X joined the game
[11:14:46] [Server thread/INFO]: Player Alicia_X joined with a matching carpet client
[11:14:50] [Server thread/INFO]: <Alicia_X> Orz
[11:16:46] [Server thread/INFO]: <Alicia_X> 现在疑似陷入了一种有太多游戏玩的困局(
[11:16:51] [Server thread/WARN]: Failed to update secure chat state for hereiszd: 'Chat disabled due to missing profile public key. Please try reconnecting.'
[11:16:57] [Server thread/INFO]: <hereiszd> cao
[11:17:12] [Server thread/INFO]: <Alicia_X> 你服人还是太少了
[11:17:22] [Server thread/INFO]: <Alicia_X> 感觉动力不足
[11:17:30] [Server thread/INFO]: <hereiszd> 是啊
[11:17:36] [Server thread/INFO]: <hereiszd> 都在忙
[11:17:44] [Server thread/INFO]: <Alicia_X> 碰到点棘手的都不太想搞了
[11:18:04] [Server thread/INFO]: <Alicia_X> 出生点鸽了半月了得
[11:18:05] [Server thread/INFO]: <hereiszd> 我也是
[11:18:18] [Server thread/INFO]: <hereiszd> 所以我逼着自己把原来的拆了
[11:18:24] [Server thread/INFO]: <Alicia_X> orz
[11:18:24] [Server thread/INFO]: <hereiszd> 不然没动力
[11:19:05] [Server thread/INFO]: <Alicia_X> 还是想等分类
[11:19:13] [Server thread/INFO]: <Alicia_X> 有了之后就好搞多了
[11:19:14] [Server thread/INFO]: <hereiszd> 是
[11:19:20] [Server thread/INFO]: <hereiszd> 我这里全是垃圾
[11:19:31] [Server thread/INFO]: <Alicia_X> 还是需要个公共区域
[11:21:12] [Server thread/INFO]: <hereiszd> en1
[11:22:04] [Server thread/INFO]: <Alicia_X> 去搜集一点资料
[11:22:05] [Server thread/INFO]: Alicia_X lost connection: Disconnected
[11:22:05] [Server thread/INFO]: Alicia_X left the game
[11:22:05] [Server thread/INFO]: [voicechat] Disconnecting client Alicia_X
[11:23:10] [Server thread/INFO]: Alicia_X[/113.120.19.54:19187] logged in with entity id 784972 at (-704.7274444051247, 69.0, -435.8047445684232)
[11:23:10] [Server thread/INFO]: Alicia_X joined the game
[11:23:10] [Server thread/INFO]: Player Alicia_X joined with a matching carpet client
[11:23:23] [Server thread/INFO]: <hereiszd> 服气了这个布线
[11:23:29] [Server thread/INFO]: <Alicia_X> 悲
[11:23:33] [Server thread/INFO]: <Alicia_X> aaaa
[11:23:37] [Server thread/INFO]: <Alicia_X> 这边还不太好搞
[11:23:43] [Server thread/INFO]: <hereiszd> 还串门了
[11:23:47] [Server thread/INFO]: <hereiszd> 急急急
[11:23:48] [Server thread/INFO]: <Alicia_X> 草
[11:23:59] [Server thread/INFO]: <Alicia_X> 仓库那也有加载器好像
[11:24:12] [Server thread/INFO]: <hereiszd> 就串到那里去了(
[11:24:16] [Server thread/INFO]: <Alicia_X> 悲
[11:24:17] [Server thread/INFO]: <hereiszd> 不弄加载器了
[11:24:20] [Server thread/INFO]: <hereiszd> 当个摆设
[11:24:27] [Server thread/INFO]: <Alicia_X> c(
[11:24:36] [Server thread/INFO]: <Alicia_X> 假人强加载(
[11:24:41] [Server thread/INFO]: <hereiszd> szyd
[11:25:03] [Server thread/INFO]: <Alicia_X> 现在感觉要想达到比较好的效果刷铁机和交易所得走一个
[11:25:13] [Server thread/INFO]: <hereiszd> 交易所吧(
[11:25:19] [Server thread/INFO]: <Alicia_X> qs
[11:25:25] [Server thread/INFO]: <Alicia_X> 建个新的
[11:25:29] [Server thread/INFO]: <hereiszd> 对
[11:25:38] [Server thread/INFO]: <Alicia_X> swk打算把西边这山平了
[11:25:52] [Server thread/INFO]: <hereiszd> 我觉着可
[11:26:01] [Server thread/INFO]: <Alicia_X> 不过这刷铁机还是有点显眼
[11:26:11] [Server thread/INFO]: <Alicia_X> 得想个法子
[11:26:42] [Server thread/INFO]: <Alicia_X> 让我把这玻璃楼梯拆了先(
[11:26:58] [Server thread/INFO]: <hereiszd> ccc
[11:27:38] [Server thread/INFO]: <Alicia_X> 目前来看全物品还不一定有
[11:27:52] [Server thread/INFO]: <Alicia_X> 地狱交通也不好搞说是
[11:28:04] [Server thread/INFO]: <hereiszd> 嗯
[11:28:29] [Server thread/INFO]: <Alicia_X> tmd有点后悔仓库搞这个风格了
[11:28:38] [Server thread/INFO]: <hereiszd> 怎么说(
[11:28:41] [Server thread/INFO]: <Alicia_X> 不过服里也没石英
[11:28:59] [Server thread/INFO]: <Alicia_X> 这种砂岩木结构不太好搞那种凯旋门似的地狱门
[11:29:12] [Server thread/INFO]: <hereiszd> 那还真是
[11:29:24] [Server thread/INFO]: <hereiszd> 卧槽要填一大堆不可堆叠
[11:29:27] [Server thread/INFO]: <Alicia_X> c
[11:29:40] [Server thread/INFO]: <Alicia_X> 想起700组cartblocker
[11:29:44] [Server thread/INFO]: <hereiszd> c
[11:30:30] [Server thread/INFO]: <Alicia_X> 目前的方案还是人工林
[11:30:37] [Server thread/INFO]: <Alicia_X> 北面搞个广场
[11:30:58] [Server thread/INFO]: <Alicia_X> 这样还多外包两个工程
[11:31:06] [Server thread/INFO]: <hereiszd> 草
[11:31:10] [Server thread/INFO]: <Alicia_X> 补对是三个
[11:31:13] [Server thread/INFO]: <Alicia_X> 拆掉刷怪塔
[11:31:16] [Server thread/INFO]: <hereiszd> 我还要给yanber做个管风琴(
[11:31:21] [Server thread/INFO]: <Alicia_X> wc
[11:31:29] [Server thread/INFO]: <Alicia_X> 那配个教堂可以
[11:31:29] [Server thread/INFO]: <hereiszd> 您要不要做个大教堂(
[11:31:33] [Server thread/INFO]: <Alicia_X> yanber设计出来了吗
[11:31:43] [Server thread/INFO]: <hereiszd> 嗯在网上有
[11:31:46] [Server thread/INFO]: <hereiszd> 不小
[11:31:49] [Server thread/INFO]: <Alicia_X> 不过yysy我还没做过大教堂(
[11:31:53] [Server thread/INFO]: <Alicia_X> 可以试一下
[11:31:58] [Server thread/INFO]: <hereiszd> 可以挑战一下(
[11:32:16] [Server thread/INFO]: <Alicia_X> 缝合怪还是可以做的
[11:32:21] [Server thread/WARN]: Alicia_X moved too quickly! 6.993624217291995,1.2491870787446828,7.169102732344072
[11:32:21] [Server thread/INFO]: <Alicia_X> 拼好筑(xx
[11:32:23] [Server thread/INFO]: <hereiszd> 不过做完就得开学后了
[11:32:26] [Server thread/INFO]: <hereiszd> ×
[11:32:30] [Server thread/INFO]: <Alicia_X> qs
[11:33:03] [Server thread/INFO]: <Alicia_X> 也可以把原定的空置域炸了放管风琴
[11:33:17] [Server thread/INFO]: <hereiszd> 到也行(
[11:33:24] [Server thread/INFO]: <Alicia_X> 这样就破釜沉舟没有全物品(
[11:33:28] [Server thread/INFO]: <hereiszd> 还有5层
[11:33:31] [Server thread/INFO]: <Alicia_X> Orz
[11:33:45] [Server thread/INFO]: <Alicia_X> wc这个是不是没有地上部分
[11:33:51] [Server thread/INFO]: <hereiszd> 是(
[11:33:54] [Server thread/INFO]: <Alicia_X> CCCCCCCCCCCCCOrz
[11:34:02] [Server thread/INFO]: <hereiszd> 有一点准确的说(
[11:34:07] [Server thread/INFO]: <hereiszd> 就一个控制面板
[11:34:08] [Server thread/INFO]: <Alicia_X> 问题不大
[11:36:42] [Server thread/INFO]: <Alicia_X> 不过真的按这个方案实施的话我怕因为我鸽耽误老多进度
[11:36:49] [Server thread/INFO]: <hereiszd> 没事
[11:36:58] [Server thread/INFO]: <hereiszd> 我可以帮忙施工(
[11:37:02] [Server thread/INFO]: <Alicia_X> Orz
[11:40:47] [Server thread/WARN]: Alicia_X moved too quickly! -5.625627875504847,0.7967356006687112,8.338726939519347
[11:52:03] [Server thread/INFO]: <Alicia_X> singleplayer
[11:52:04] [Server thread/INFO]: Alicia_X lost connection: Disconnected
[11:52:04] [Server thread/INFO]: Alicia_X left the game
[11:52:04] [Server thread/INFO]: [voicechat] Disconnecting client Alicia_X
[11:58:27] [Server thread/INFO]: rhnmabj[/60.216.206.201:55526] logged in with entity id 795665 at (-776.6043435064564, 72.0, -322.9900653389222)
[11:58:27] [Server thread/INFO]: rhnmabj joined the game
[11:59:44] [Server thread/INFO]: <hereiszd> !!pb make 遗憾下播
[11:59:44] [Server thread/INFO]: Automatic saving is now disabled
[11:59:44] [Server thread/INFO]: Saving the game (this may take a moment!)
[11:59:45] [Server thread/INFO]: Saved the game
[11:59:49] [Server thread/INFO]: Automatic saving is now enabled
[11:59:52] [Server thread/INFO]: hereiszd lost connection: Disconnected
[11:59:52] [Server thread/INFO]: hereiszd left the game
[11:59:52] [Server thread/INFO]: [voicechat] Disconnecting client hereiszd
[12:21:51] [Server thread/INFO]: rhnmabj lost connection: Disconnected
[12:21:51] [Server thread/INFO]: rhnmabj left the game
[12:21:51] [Server thread/INFO]: [voicechat] Disconnecting client rhnmabj
[15:28:33] [Server thread/INFO]: Onestar[/120.192.14.70:11021] logged in with entity id 847978 at (-41.3068354896578, 128.0, -50.560840440877804)
[15:28:33] [Server thread/INFO]: Onestar joined the game
[15:28:34] [Server thread/INFO]: Player Onestar joined with a matching carpet client
[15:30:23] [Server thread/INFO]: Onestar lost connection: Disconnected
[15:30:23] [Server thread/INFO]: Onestar left the game
[15:30:23] [Server thread/INFO]: [voicechat] Disconnecting client Onestar
[19:43:22] [Server thread/INFO]: Alicia_X[/113.120.19.54:19268] logged in with entity id 907712 at (-744.4131044216467, 70.0, -459.34697772588913)
[19:43:22] [Server thread/INFO]: Alicia_X joined the game
[19:43:22] [Server thread/INFO]: Player Alicia_X joined with a matching carpet client
[19:58:30] [Server thread/INFO]: MinecraftBC[/111.17.83.114:12674] logged in with entity id 911211 at (-751.2846650427853, 68.5625, -373.3047535718915)
[19:58:30] [Server thread/INFO]: MinecraftBC joined the game
[19:58:31] [Server thread/INFO]: Syncmatica client joining with local version 0.3.15 and client version 0.3.15
[19:58:32] [Server thread/INFO]: Player MinecraftBC joined with a matching carpet client
[19:59:03] [Server thread/INFO]: <MinecraftBC> ?
[19:59:07] [Server thread/INFO]: <MinecraftBC> 我刚才还在想
[19:59:17] [Server thread/INFO]: <MinecraftBC> 有没有什么字可以同时表示上和下
[19:59:30] [Server thread/INFO]: <MinecraftBC> 这样就可以同时“打卡上班”和“打卡下班”了
[19:59:44] [Server thread/INFO]: <MinecraftBC> 找了半天没找着都开始找手写输入法了
[19:59:52] [Server thread/INFO]: <MinecraftBC> 然后发现这他妈不就是“卡”吗
[20:01:05] [Server thread/INFO]: MinecraftBC lost connection: Disconnected
[20:01:05] [Server thread/INFO]: MinecraftBC left the game
[20:01:05] [Server thread/INFO]: [voicechat] Disconnecting client MinecraftBC
[20:15:30] [Server thread/INFO]: Alicia_X lost connection: Disconnected
[20:15:30] [Server thread/INFO]: Alicia_X left the game
[20:15:30] [Server thread/INFO]: [voicechat] Disconnecting client Alicia_X
[23:16:16] [Server thread/INFO]: hereiszd[/112.230.233.180:51857] logged in with entity id 957771 at (-703.0557187129411, 66.0, -460.1422512809091)
[23:16:16] [Server thread/INFO]: hereiszd joined the game
[23:16:19] [Server thread/INFO]: Player hereiszd joined with a matching carpet client
[23:26:01] [Server thread/INFO]: bot_rpnglu was slain by hereiszd
[23:26:01] [Server thread/INFO]: bot_rpnglu lost connection: bot_rpnglu died
[23:26:01] [Server thread/INFO]: bot_rpnglu left the game
[23:26:01] [Server thread/INFO]: [voicechat] Disconnecting client bot_rpnglu