2025-06-29
AI总结: 哈哈,各位方块世界的居民们,又到了服务器日志大揭秘时间!这一天,咱们的服务器简直像一出荒诞喜剧——玩家进进出出,成就和死亡轮番上演,还有各种“科学实验”爆炸收场。下面就来幽默盘点一下这热闹的一天,保证让你笑出猪叫!(注:所有玩家ID原汁原味,成就翻译忠实原版,指令也按规矩解说。)
凌晨的“闪亮”开场:mhls100的倒霉之旅
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00:32:28:mhls100闪亮登场,坐标(-850.84, 78, -338.04),带着匹配的carpet客户端(这家伙装备齐全啊)。结果才9分钟,他就解锁了成就“哦,闪亮”——估计是捡到了金锭或钻石,闪瞎了他的像素眼!但好景不长,01:02:56他就溜了,服务器空荡荡60秒后自动暂停(服务器OS:寂寞如雪啊)。
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下午13:16:16:mhls100又杀回来了,这次坐标(-857.70, 96, -420.15),继续秀他的carpet客户端。可命运弄人,他先是13:58:18解锁了成就“自愿放逐”(大概是把掠夺者队长送上了西天),但紧接着就开启了“死亡三连击”:
- 14:11:21:被骷髅射了一箭(骷髅:送你个爱心之箭!)。
- 14:11:59:又被另一只骷髅补刀(骷髅队:双杀达成!)。
- 14:13:17:苦力怕兄台登场,“轰隆”一声把他炸飞(苦力怕:惊喜派对!)。
- 还没完呢,14:53:03他移动出错(系统警告:兄弟,你卡bug了吧?),最后15:23:27干脆淹死了(水:欢迎来泡澡~)。聊天里他还一脸懵,问MinecraftBC“怎么还能隔空放东西的”,结果对方回“轻松放置(”,mhls100只能666感叹“这个入是桂”(打字手滑?还是神秘暗号?)。总之,mhls100今天主打一个“冒险家变倒霉蛋”,成就拿了,命也丢了半条!
MinecraftBC的“爆炸性”实验:备份与物理学的对决
- 13:04:59:MinecraftBC隆重上线,坐标(-752.70, 68, -374.92)。这位老兄一上来就干正事:13:27:44用!!pb list查备份,13:27:50果断!!pb make备份存档(自动保存暂停又恢复,服务器:谢谢大佬拯救世界!)。但很快,他就沉迷“科学”:
- 13:45:31重新登录后,坐标(-693.36, 71, -484.02),开始吐槽“cnm为什么物理规则在空间上不对称”(物理:怪我咯?)。聊天里他神秘兮兮说“测试一些小玩意”,mhls100好奇问“你在干什么啊()”,他回“轻松放置(”——结果13:59:24他哀嚎“哎你妈的还真是有位置性”,13:59:33补充“平移就爆炸”(实验失败,boom!)。mhls100追问“这是啥”,他淡定说“没啥用的小玩意”,还补刀“又贵又爱坏(”(红石装置?mod玩具?总之,炸得很有艺术感)。
- 这位实验狂魔的连接史堪比过山车:13:35:55掉线,14:04:31又掉,15:04:23短暂上线(坐标(-688.11, 71, -482.24))后秒断,22:45:14再上线(坐标(-695.80, 71, -502.64)),22:46:49又溜了。服务器voicechat都来不及反应,每次断开都急吼吼“Disconnecting client”(系统:BC兄,您这是测试网速吗?)。
其他客串演员:闪现的Empty_Illusion
- 22:27:22:Empty_Illusion闪亮登场,坐标(-675.98, 81, -1444.29),voicechat还交换了秘密(神秘感拉满)。结果才22秒,22:27:44他就消失了(服务器:等等,你谁啊?)。堪称“史上最快客串”,估计是路过打个卡,连怪物都没来得及打招呼!
服务器整体氛围:热闹与寂寥交织
这一天,服务器经历了空置暂停的“禅意时 刻”,也见证了各种死亡和成就(mhls100的“自愿放逐” vs. 他的“被炸飞”)。聊天里满是哲学探讨(物理规则不对称?)和日常吐槽,而!!pb备份成了唯一靠谱的救星。最后,MinecraftBC的爆炸实验和mhls100的连环扑街,让服务器日志读起来像本冒险小说——下次记得带好盔甲,别让骷髅和苦力怕抢了风头啊! 😂
[00:32:28] [Server thread/INFO]: mhls100[/112.6.224.40:65114] logged in with entity id 68220 at (-850.8379239302252, 78.0, -338.0379719239719)
[00:32:28] [Server thread/INFO]: mhls100 joined the game
[00:32:32] [Server thread/INFO]: Player mhls100 joined with a matching carpet client
[00:41:34] [Server thread/INFO]: mhls100 has made the advancement [Oh Shiny]
[01:02:56] [Server thread/INFO]: mhls100 lost connection: Disconnected
[01:02:56] [Server thread/INFO]: mhls100 left the game
[01:02:56] [Server thread/INFO]: [voicechat] Disconnecting client mhls100
[01:03:56] [Server thread/INFO]: Server empty for 60 seconds, pausing
[13:04:59] [Server thread/INFO]: MinecraftBC[/124.160.20.219:53643] logged in with entity id 72941 at (-752.6999999880791, 68.0, -374.9237129628434)
[13:04:59] [Server thread/INFO]: MinecraftBC joined the game
[13:16:16] [Server thread/INFO]: mhls100[/112.6.224.40:49928] logged in with entity id 75864 at (-857.6967399143593, 96.0, -420.1454393449686)
[13:16:16] [Server thread/INFO]: mhls100 joined the game
[13:16:17] [Server thread/INFO]: Player mhls100 joined with a matching carpet client
[13:27:44] [Server thread/INFO]: <MinecraftBC> !!pb list
[13:27:50] [Server thread/INFO]: <MinecraftBC> !!pb make
[13:27:50] [Server thread/INFO]: Automatic saving is now disabled
[13:27:50] [Server thread/INFO]: Saving the game (this may take a moment!)
[13:27:50] [Server thread/INFO]: Saved the game
[13:28:06] [Server thread/INFO]: Automatic saving is now enabled
[13:35:55] [Server thread/INFO]: MinecraftBC lost connection: Disconnected
[13:35:55] [Server thread/INFO]: MinecraftBC left the game
[13:35:55] [Server thread/INFO]: [voicechat] Disconnecting client MinecraftBC
[13:45:31] [Server thread/INFO]: MinecraftBC[/124.160.20.219:8540] logged in with entity id 84889 at (-693.3632133189593, 71.0, -484.0224343413689)
[13:45:31] [Server thread/INFO]: MinecraftBC joined the game
[13:46:06] [Server thread/INFO]: <MinecraftBC> cnm为什么物理规则在空间上不对称
[13:46:34] [Server thread/WARN]: Failed to update secure chat state for mhls100: 'Chat disabled due to missing profile public key. Please try reconnecting.'
[13:46:37] [Server thread/INFO]: <mhls100> ?
[13:51:42] [Server thread/INFO]: <mhls100> 你在干什么啊()
[13:51:54] [Server thread/INFO]: <MinecraftBC> 测试一些小玩意
[13:52:15] [Server thread/INFO]: <mhls100> 怎么还能隔空放东西的
[13:52:24] [Server thread/INFO]: <MinecraftBC> 轻松放置(
[13:52:53] [Server thread/INFO]: <mhls100> 666这个入是桂
[13:58:18] [Server thread/INFO]: mhls100 has made the advancement [Voluntary Exile]
[13:59:24] [Server thread/INFO]: <MinecraftBC> 哎你妈的还真是有位置性
[13:59:33] [Server thread/INFO]: <MinecraftBC> 平移就爆炸
[14:02:07] [Server thread/INFO]: <mhls100> 这是啥
[14:02:27] [Server thread/INFO]: <MinecraftBC> 没啥用的小玩意
[14:02:31] [Server thread/INFO]: <MinecraftBC> 又贵又爱坏(
[14:04:31] [Server thread/INFO]: MinecraftBC lost connection: Disconnected
[14:04:31] [Server thread/INFO]: MinecraftBC left the game
[14:04:31] [Server thread/INFO]: [voicechat] Disconnecting client MinecraftBC
[14:11:21] [Server thread/INFO]: mhls100 was shot by Skeleton
[14:11:59] [Server thread/INFO]: mhls100 was shot by Skeleton
[14:13:17] [Server thread/INFO]: mhls100 was blown up by Creeper
[14:53:03] [Server thread/WARN]: mhls100 moved wrongly!
[15:04:23] [Server thread/INFO]: MinecraftBC[/124.160.20.219:43390] logged in with entity id 108053 at (-688.1117081085785, 71.0, -482.23750001192093)
[15:04:23] [Server thread/INFO]: MinecraftBC joined the game
[15:04:38] [Server thread/INFO]: MinecraftBC lost connection: Disconnected
[15:04:38] [Server thread/INFO]: MinecraftBC left the game
[15:04:38] [Server thread/INFO]: [voicechat] Disconnecting client MinecraftBC
[15:23:27] [Server thread/INFO]: mhls100 drowned
[22:27:22] [Server thread/INFO]: Empty_Illusion[/140.206.198.29:63922] logged in with entity id 171861 at (-675.9786053410467, 81.0, -1444.2945897764134)
[22:27:22] [Server thread/INFO]: Empty_Illusion joined the game
[22:27:22] [Server thread/INFO]: [voicechat] Received secret request of Empty_Illusion (18)
[22:27:22] [Server thread/INFO]: [voicechat] Sent secret to Empty_Illusion
[22:27:44] [Server thread/INFO]: Empty_Illusion lost connection: Disconnected
[22:27:44] [Server thread/INFO]: Empty_Illusion left the game
[22:27:44] [Server thread/INFO]: [voicechat] Disconnecting client Empty_Illusion
[22:45:14] [Server thread/INFO]: MinecraftBC[/124.160.20.219:3914] logged in with entity id 174161 at (-695.8020238403573, 71.0, -502.64000795456985)
[22:45:14] [Server thread/INFO]: MinecraftBC joined the game
[22:46:49] [Server thread/INFO]: MinecraftBC lost connection: Disconnected
[22:46:49] [Server thread/INFO]: MinecraftBC left the game
[22:46:49] [Server thread/INFO]: [voicechat] Disconnecting client MinecraftBC