2025-06-17

AI总结：

服务器日志欢乐日报：僵尸狂欢与玩家花式作死的一天

各位亲爱的方块居民们，今天服务器上演了一出“连接-断开-再连接”的循环大戏，外加一场僵尸主导的村民屠杀秀！让我们用幽默的显微镜，细品这精彩绝伦的一天。

序幕：午夜惊魂与土豆君的闪退
当钟声敲响午夜（[00:00:16]），Tudoubuhaoci 突然玩起了“人间蒸发”——“Disconnected”得比闪电还快，只留下一句“我溜了”的优雅告别。服务器语音插件（voicechat）还贴心地提醒：“别聊了，Tudoubuhaoci 已下线！” 看来土豆君（Tudoubuhaoci）是去梦里种田了。

上午：自动保存的体操表演与村民的末日
清晨9点，服务器管理员偷偷按下了“暂停键”——自动保存被禁用（[09:02:17]），然后手动保存闪亮登场：“保存中，请稍候！” 结果一秒搞定（[09:02:17]），自动保存又满血复活（[09:02:27]）。但这平静被打破：一群可怜的村民在坐标 (-677.70, 71.00, -502.50) 附近惨遭僵尸团灭！从 [09:16:47] 到 [10:35:04]，僵尸们上演了“村民收割机”连续剧，日志里刷屏：“村民被僵尸杀死”——僵尸们今天领了加班费吧？村民们：R.I.P.，愿天堂没有绿皮怪。

中午：土豆君的回归与成就大丰收
11:56，Tudoubuhaoci 满血复活，登录在 (-80.257, 71.0, -254.015)（[11:56:53]）。这位大佬一回来就火力全开：先是达成成就 雇佣帮手（Hired Help）（[12:17:03]），然后聊天框飘出一句神秘的“坏了”（[12:17:08]）。接着，他疑似在方块世界“漂移”了——系统警告“Tudoubuhaoci moved wrongly!”（[12:19:12]），难道是卡bug跳起了太空步？但没耽误他解锁 装备齐全（Suit Up）（[12:26:02]）。可惜好景不长，13:15 他又“Disconnected”了（[13:15:52]），语音插件再次挥手：“再见，Tudoubuhaoci！”——土豆君今天真是“连接绝缘体”。

下午：IOI君的闪现与mhls100的死亡马拉松
15:14，WTY_AK_IOI 闪亮登场在 (-739.572, 64.5, -303.053)（[15:14:29]），并迅速达成成就 好交易！（What a Deal!）（[15:19:13]）。但这位选手只坚持了10分钟就“Disconnected”（[15:24:03]），语音插件：“WTY_AK_IOI，拜拜了您嘞！” 15:47 他卷土重来（-679.103, 63.0, -366.999），结果16:10 又溜了——IOI君，您是在玩“登录模拟器”吗？

16:06，Tudoubuhaoci 再次上线（-1094.608, 73.0, -1159.192），和 WTY_AK_IOI 上演了感人重逢：WTY_AK_IOI 发“Orz”（[16:06:10]），Tudoubuhaoci 回“awa”（[16:06:15]）——这加密通话，是方块语版的“好久不见”？

16:30，新玩家 mhls100 加入（-771.124, 70.0, -377.990），还自带“匹配地毯客户端”的 buff（[16:30:10]）。但悲剧开始了：16:34，僵尸送他“被杀死”成就（[16:34:21]）。Tudoubuhaoci 好奇地问“？”（[16:34:25]）和“又来”（[16:34:32]），mhls100 复活后吐槽：“太神经了（）一挂机就死）——”（[16:40:37]）。Tudoubuhaoci 神回复：“收尸仙人——”（[16:40:49]），配上“(●'◡'●)”表情——这服务精神，五星好评！

mhls100 的死亡秀继续：16:49 “从高处坠落”，Tudoubuhaoci 又“？”（[16:49:21]），mhls100 哀嚎“kale”（[16:49:36]）。16:51 他再次“从高处坠落”（[16:51:13]），同时 WTY_AK_IOI 又登录了（-716.937, 68.5, -410.890）。mhls100 崩溃：“绷不住了 怎么这么卡”（[16:51:27]）——服务器今天网速是“龟速模式”？

成就时间到：WTY_AK_IOI 达成 潜行100（Sneak 100）（[16:52:17]），mhls100 紧随其后也解锁同款成就（[16:54:59]）。Tudoubuhaoci 突然醒悟：“忘记开光影了 我说我家怎么变丑了（”（[16:55:00]）——原来方块美学全靠光影撑！WTY_AK_IOI 回“Orz”（[16:55:22]），完美诠释“膜拜大佬”。

高潮：卡顿、死亡与深情告别
17:06，WTY_AK_IOI 也“moved wrongly!”（[17:06:04]），然后17:12 永久下线。Tudoubuhaoci 惊呼“啊闪光弹”（[17:16:15]）——是网卡闪瞎了眼？mhls100 的倒霉日继续：17:24 被僵尸杀（[17:24:59]），Tudoubuhaoci 发“……”（[17:25:02]）；18:03 被蜘蛛终结（[18:03:50]），Tudoubuhaoci 再发“……”。mhls100，您今天是在刷“死亡成就”吗？

终幕：服务器关闭的浪漫时刻
18:04，管理员无情宣布：“关服啦马上”（[18:04:20]），“10s”（[18:04:24]）。Tudoubuhaoci 上演深情戏码：“不豪！”（[18:04:33]）和“server我爱你”（[18:04:42]）——这告别，比苦力怕爆炸还动人！服务器优雅保存所有世界（[18:04:47]），然后“Thread stopped”（[18:04:48]）。今日总结：村民哭晕，玩家花式作死，连接比末影珍珠还飘忽——但大家爱得深沉！明天见，方块勇士们！ 😄

[00:00:16] [Server thread/INFO]: Tudoubuhaoci lost connection: Disconnected
[00:00:16] [Server thread/INFO]: Tudoubuhaoci left the game
[00:00:16] [Server thread/INFO]: [voicechat] Disconnecting client Tudoubuhaoci
[09:02:17] [Server thread/INFO]: Automatic saving is now disabled
[09:02:17] [Server thread/INFO]: Saving the game (this may take a moment!)
[09:02:17] [Server thread/INFO]: Saved the game
[09:02:27] [Server thread/INFO]: Automatic saving is now enabled
[09:16:47] [Server thread/INFO]: Villager class_1646['Villager'/650302, l='ServerLevel[world]', x=-677.70, y=71.00, z=-502.50] died, message: 'Villager was slain by Zombie'
[09:16:55] [Server thread/INFO]: Villager class_1646['Villager'/650305, l='ServerLevel[world]', x=-677.70, y=71.00, z=-500.50] died, message: 'Villager was slain by Zombie'
[09:17:05] [Server thread/INFO]: Villager class_1646['Villager'/650304, l='ServerLevel[world]', x=-677.70, y=71.00, z=-498.50] died, message: 'Villager was slain by Zombie'
[10:35:04] [Server thread/INFO]: Villager class_1646['Villager'/650314, l='ServerLevel[world]', x=-677.70, y=71.00, z=-484.50] died, message: 'Villager was slain by Zombie'
[11:56:53] [Server thread/INFO]: Tudoubuhaoci[/127.0.0.1:19606] logged in with entity id 795250 at (-80.25735231872436, 71.0, -254.01496452509954)
[11:56:53] [Server thread/INFO]: Tudoubuhaoci joined the game
[12:17:03] [Server thread/INFO]: Tudoubuhaoci has reached the goal [Hired Help]
[12:17:08] [Server thread/INFO]: <Tudoubuhaoci> 坏了
[12:19:12] [Server thread/WARN]: Tudoubuhaoci moved wrongly!
[12:26:02] [Server thread/INFO]: Tudoubuhaoci has made the advancement [Suit Up]
[13:15:52] [Server thread/INFO]: Tudoubuhaoci lost connection: Disconnected
[13:15:52] [Server thread/INFO]: Tudoubuhaoci left the game
[13:15:52] [Server thread/INFO]: [voicechat] Disconnecting client Tudoubuhaoci
[15:14:29] [Server thread/INFO]: WTY_AK_IOI[/127.0.0.1:27059] logged in with entity id 833481 at (-739.5722760822231, 64.5, -303.0534815900986)
[15:14:29] [Server thread/INFO]: WTY_AK_IOI joined the game
[15:19:13] [Server thread/INFO]: WTY_AK_IOI has made the advancement [What a Deal!]
[15:24:03] [Server thread/INFO]: WTY_AK_IOI lost connection: Disconnected
[15:24:03] [Server thread/INFO]: WTY_AK_IOI left the game
[15:24:03] [Server thread/INFO]: [voicechat] Disconnecting client WTY_AK_IOI
[15:47:57] [Server thread/INFO]: WTY_AK_IOI[/127.0.0.1:28260] logged in with entity id 837507 at (-679.1025703483257, 63.0, -366.999942362037)
[15:47:57] [Server thread/INFO]: WTY_AK_IOI joined the game
[16:06:05] [Server thread/INFO]: Tudoubuhaoci[/127.0.0.1:28965] logged in with entity id 842574 at (-1094.6084857424016, 73.0, -1159.1924233844409)
[16:06:05] [Server thread/INFO]: Tudoubuhaoci joined the game
[16:06:10] [Server thread/INFO]: <WTY_AK_IOI> Orz
[16:06:15] [Server thread/INFO]: <Tudoubuhaoci> awa
[16:10:23] [Server thread/INFO]: WTY_AK_IOI lost connection: Disconnected
[16:10:23] [Server thread/INFO]: WTY_AK_IOI left the game
[16:10:23] [Server thread/INFO]: [voicechat] Disconnecting client WTY_AK_IOI
[16:30:08] [Server thread/INFO]: mhls100[/127.0.0.1:29871] logged in with entity id 850167 at (-771.1243390683132, 70.0, -377.98955595973746)
[16:30:08] [Server thread/INFO]: mhls100 joined the game
[16:30:10] [Server thread/INFO]: Player mhls100 joined with a matching carpet client
[16:34:21] [Server thread/INFO]: mhls100 was slain by Zombie
[16:34:25] [Server thread/INFO]: <Tudoubuhaoci> ?
[16:34:32] [Server thread/INFO]: <Tudoubuhaoci> 又来
[16:34:44] [Server thread/INFO]: <Tudoubuhaoci> 你在吗
[16:40:26] [Server thread/WARN]: Failed to update secure chat state for mhls100: 'Chat disabled due to missing profile public key. Please try reconnecting.'
[16:40:31] [Server thread/INFO]: <mhls100> 太神经了（）
[16:40:37] [Server thread/INFO]: <mhls100> 一挂机就死）——
[16:40:39] [Server thread/INFO]: <Tudoubuhaoci> (●'◡'●)
[16:40:49] [Server thread/INFO]: <Tudoubuhaoci> 收尸仙人——
[16:49:18] [Server thread/INFO]: mhls100 fell from a high place
[16:49:21] [Server thread/INFO]: <Tudoubuhaoci> ?
[16:49:36] [Server thread/INFO]: <mhls100> kale
[16:51:13] [Server thread/INFO]: mhls100 fell from a high place
[16:51:15] [Server thread/INFO]: WTY_AK_IOI[/127.0.0.1:30634] logged in with entity id 859509 at (-716.9366945868935, 68.5, -410.8900314569198)
[16:51:15] [Server thread/INFO]: WTY_AK_IOI joined the game
[16:51:23] [Server thread/INFO]: <mhls100> 绷不住了
[16:51:27] [Server thread/INFO]: <mhls100> 怎么这么卡
[16:52:17] [Server thread/INFO]: WTY_AK_IOI has made the advancement [Sneak 100]
[16:53:02] [Server thread/INFO]: <Tudoubuhaoci> awa
[16:53:09] [Server thread/INFO]: <WTY_AK_IOI> subaru desu
[16:54:59] [Server thread/INFO]: mhls100 has made the advancement [Sneak 100]
[16:55:00] [Server thread/INFO]: <Tudoubuhaoci> 忘记开光影了
[16:55:07] [Server thread/INFO]: <Tudoubuhaoci> 我说我家怎么变丑了（
[16:55:22] [Server thread/INFO]: <WTY_AK_IOI> Orz
[16:59:45] [Server thread/INFO]: <Tudoubuhaoci> 还是需要脚手架
[17:06:04] [Server thread/WARN]: WTY_AK_IOI moved wrongly!
[17:12:04] [Server thread/INFO]: WTY_AK_IOI lost connection: Disconnected
[17:12:04] [Server thread/INFO]: WTY_AK_IOI left the game
[17:12:04] [Server thread/INFO]: [voicechat] Disconnecting client WTY_AK_IOI
[17:16:15] [Server thread/INFO]: <Tudoubuhaoci> 啊闪光弹
[17:24:59] [Server thread/INFO]: mhls100 was slain by Zombie
[17:25:02] [Server thread/INFO]: <Tudoubuhaoci> ……
[17:28:10] [Server thread/INFO]: <Tudoubuhaoci> 死哪里了
[17:31:22] [Server thread/INFO]: <Tudoubuhaoci> s
[18:03:50] [Server thread/INFO]: mhls100 was slain by Spider
[18:03:54] [Server thread/INFO]: <Tudoubuhaoci> ……
[18:04:20] [Server thread/INFO]: [Not Secure] [Server] 关服啦马上
[18:04:24] [Server thread/INFO]: [Not Secure] [Server] 10s
[18:04:33] [Server thread/INFO]: <Tudoubuhaoci> 不豪！
[18:04:42] [Server thread/INFO]: <Tudoubuhaoci> server我爱你
[18:04:47] [Server thread/INFO]: Stopping the server
[18:04:47] [Server thread/INFO]: Stopping server
[18:04:47] [Server thread/INFO]: Saving players
[18:04:47] [RCON Client /127.0.0.1 #2/INFO]: Thread RCON Client /127.0.0.1 shutting down
[18:04:47] [Server thread/INFO]: Tudoubuhaoci lost connection: Server closed
[18:04:47] [Server thread/INFO]: Tudoubuhaoci left the game
[18:04:47] [Server thread/INFO]: Saving worlds
[18:04:47] [Server thread/INFO]: Saving chunks for level 'ServerLevel[world]'/minecraft:overworld
[18:04:47] [Server thread/INFO]: Saving chunks for level 'ServerLevel[world]'/minecraft:the_end
[18:04:47] [Server thread/INFO]: Saving chunks for level 'ServerLevel[world]'/minecraft:the_nether
[18:04:48] [Server thread/INFO]: Thread RCON Listener stopped