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2025-07-05

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服务器日志趣闻:方块世界的一天大冒险

各位亲爱的方块居民,服务器日志又送来了一天的精彩回放!这一天,服务器仿佛成了“幽灵列车”,玩家们进进出出,事件不断,但整体气氛轻松得像一场即兴喜剧。下面是基于日志的幽默总结(所有用户ID原汁原味,MC内容如实翻译,绝不瞎编):

凌晨的“幽灵时间”:服务器打了个小盹

  • 00:26:20,mhls100 突然“人间蒸发”,留下一条“Disconnected”的消息,连带着语音插件也挥手告别。紧接着,00:29:08,MinecraftBC 也玩起了消失术,服务器瞬间空荡荡。结果,00:30:08,服务器寂寞地宣布:“空置60秒,本喵暂停啦!”(自动暂停功能启动,估计服务器在角落里数羊呢)。
  • 白天时段,WiredNetworks 这位神秘访客尝试三次连接(IP地址变来变去),但每次都“Disconnected”,服务器日志都懒得记录了——可能这位仁兄在玩“网络蹦极”,跳得太高没接住。

晚上的“热闹派对”:玩家回归,事件频发

到了晚上,服务器终于苏醒,mhls100 和 MinecraftBC 带头回归,但剧情跌宕起伏:

  • 19:54:19,mhls100 闪亮登场,坐标 (-2323.95, 71.0, -330.40),还带了个“匹配的carpet客户端”——听起来像个时尚配饰,但实际上是技术宅的标配。不过,这位老兄很快遭遇“溺尸的热情招待”:20:16:26 和 20:19:20,连续两次“被溺尸刺死”(impaled by Drowned)。日志里写着“impaled”,翻译过来就是“刺穿”,但咱幽默点说:mhls100 在海底世界体验了两次“免费针灸”,效果显著——直接回出生点了!
  • 聊天频道也不消停:20:21:11,mhls100 尝试了 !!qb(那个已失效的插件),结果无效;又试了 !qb list(可能想查点啥),但日志没反应——这就像在古董店找新款手机,白忙活一场。更逗的是,20:21:04 还有条警告:“mhls100 的聊天安全状态更新失败,因为缺失公钥”,翻译成大白话:服务器在喊“亲,你的聊天功能被锁了,赶紧重新登录吧!” 可 mhls100 淡定地继续发指令,心真大。

村民的“悲剧之夜”和玩家的“惊喜发现”

  • 21:25:01 和 21:25:14,两位无辜村民(Villager)惨遭僵尸毒手:一个被僵尸(Zombie)“宰杀”(slain),另一个被僵尸村民(Zombie Villager)干掉。日志如实翻译,但咱加点戏:这俩村民估计在开夜市派对,结果僵尸们不请自来,上演了“生化危机”小剧场——服务器默默记录,没发救援任务。
  • 同时,聊天区成了八卦中心:
    • 20:52:44,MinecraftBC 突然惊呼:“大半箱鞍”(估计是挖宝挖到手软),接着吐槽“太离谱了”。mhls100 回了个“?”,一脸懵。MinecraftBC 又追问“什么时候盖的”(指建筑),mhls100 淡定答“刚才”——这效率,比外卖还快!MinecraftBC 只能回“Orz”(网络语,表示膜拜),场面一度搞笑。
    • 21:45:05,mhls100 哀叹:“bro把最重要的一天睡过去了()”,并解释“昨天满月”是“刷黑猫”的好时机(MC原版机制:满月时黑猫生成率高)。MinecraftBC 先是“?”,然后抱怨“我快被宿管啃死了(”——现实生活入侵游戏?服务器日志都笑了:这对话活脱脱是“猫奴 vs 现实怪兽”的 battle。
    • 22:04:16,mhls100 抛出世纪难题:“如何跨海运猫()”,MinecraftBC 秒回“?”、“船”、“多运几趟”或“修一条跨海铁路”。翻译一下:mhls100 在头疼猫猫运输,MinecraftBC 建议“划船当快递小哥”或“搞基建”,但最后没下文——估计猫猫们还在港口排队等票呢。

指令大戏:备份成功,无效尝试笑场

  • 21:32:54,MinecraftBC 秀操作:用了 !!pb make 触发备份。日志显示“自动保存禁用”、“保存游戏中”、“保存完成”、“自动保存启用”——翻译成幽默版:服务器被强行“存档按摩”,舒服得吱吱响。备份成功,玩家们的数据安全了,但其他时间没人用 !!here 或 !!stats,计分板的“跳跃次数”计分器今天休息。

结尾的“反复横跳”:玩家们玩起登录退出游戏

  • 22:08:25,MinecraftBC 再次“Disconnected”,留下服务器寂寞。22:47:59,mhls100 也闪人。服务器又空置暂停。
  • 但 mhls100 不甘心:22:57:24 登录,坐标 (-738.40, 64.0, -394.16),结果一分钟后(22:58:01)就掉线——这速度,比网红直播还短!
  • 23:02:24,新玩家 a350_ti 闪现,坐标 (-762.49, 70.875, -436.55),带了“匹配的carpet客户端”,但6秒后(23:02:30)就“Disconnected”。服务器日志:又空置暂停,真成“暂停键专业户”了。
  • 最后,23:06:08 和 23:23:15,mhls100 顽强回归,但每次登录后不久就掉线(23:07:14 和 后续)。日志以 mhls100 的登录收尾,坐标 (-732.96, 64.0, -398.88)——服务器估计在吐槽:“亲,您这是来测试网络稳定性的吗?”

总结:服务器的一天,像部搞笑短剧

这一天,服务器见证了玩家的“海底针灸”、村民的“僵尸派对”、猫猫运输的脑洞讨论,以及备份指令的“急救时刻”。玩家们进进出出,像在玩“现实版MC躲猫猫”,而无效插件 !!qb 的尝试,更是添了把幽默调料。最后,服务器在反复暂停中安静下来——明天,谁知道会不会有新的溺尸冒险或跨海铁路呢?日志完毕,笑一笑,方块世界永不眠! 😄

[00:26:20] [Server thread/INFO]: mhls100 lost connection: Disconnected
[00:26:20] [Server thread/INFO]: mhls100 left the game
[00:26:20] [Server thread/INFO]: [voicechat] Disconnecting client mhls100
[00:29:08] [Server thread/INFO]: MinecraftBC lost connection: Disconnected
[00:29:08] [Server thread/INFO]: MinecraftBC left the game
[00:29:08] [Server thread/INFO]: [voicechat] Disconnecting client MinecraftBC
[00:30:08] [Server thread/INFO]: Server empty for 60 seconds, pausing
[18:43:06] [Server thread/INFO]: WiredNetworks (/176.65.148.220:3212) lost connection: Disconnected
[18:51:13] [Server thread/INFO]: WiredNetworks (/176.65.148.220:58982) lost connection: Disconnected
[19:01:39] [Server thread/INFO]: WiredNetworks (/176.65.148.220:64114) lost connection: Disconnected
[19:54:19] [Server thread/INFO]: mhls100[/112.6.224.40:51081] logged in with entity id 780615 at (-2323.951120821384, 71.0, -330.4002520440904)
[19:54:19] [Server thread/INFO]: mhls100 joined the game
[19:54:21] [Server thread/INFO]: Player mhls100 joined with a matching carpet client
[20:16:26] [Server thread/INFO]: mhls100 was impaled by Drowned
[20:19:20] [Server thread/INFO]: mhls100 was impaled by Drowned
[20:21:04] [Server thread/WARN]: Failed to update secure chat state for mhls100: 'Chat disabled due to missing profile public key. Please try reconnecting.'
[20:21:11] [Server thread/INFO]: <mhls100> !!qb
[20:21:20] [Server thread/INFO]: <mhls100> !qb list
[20:52:11] [Server thread/INFO]: MinecraftBC[/124.160.20.219:10653] logged in with entity id 814367 at (-678.8354970734533, 63.0, -379.8384464047752)
[20:52:11] [Server thread/INFO]: MinecraftBC joined the game
[20:52:12] [Server thread/INFO]: Player MinecraftBC joined with a matching carpet client
[20:52:44] [Server thread/INFO]: <MinecraftBC> 大半箱鞍
[20:52:47] [Server thread/INFO]: <MinecraftBC> 太离谱了
[20:52:51] [Server thread/INFO]: <mhls100> ?
[20:53:22] [Server thread/INFO]: <MinecraftBC> wow
[20:53:26] [Server thread/INFO]: <MinecraftBC> 什么时候盖的
[20:53:30] [Server thread/INFO]: <mhls100> 刚才
[20:53:33] [Server thread/INFO]: <MinecraftBC> Orz
[21:25:01] [Server thread/INFO]: Villager class_1646['Villager'/833926, l='ServerLevel[world]', x=-226.45, y=107.00, z=1984.23] died, message: 'Villager was slain by Zombie'
[21:25:14] [Server thread/INFO]: Villager class_1646['Villager'/833949, l='ServerLevel[world]', x=-225.50, y=106.23, z=1986.85] died, message: 'Villager was slain by Zombie Villager'
[21:32:54] [Server thread/INFO]: <MinecraftBC> !!pb make ?
[21:32:54] [Server thread/INFO]: Automatic saving is now disabled
[21:32:54] [Server thread/INFO]: Saving the game (this may take a moment!)
[21:32:55] [Server thread/INFO]: Saved the game
[21:33:10] [Server thread/INFO]: Automatic saving is now enabled
[21:45:05] [Server thread/INFO]: <mhls100> bro把最重要的一天睡过去了()
[21:45:11] [Server thread/INFO]: <MinecraftBC> ?
[21:45:14] [Server thread/INFO]: <MinecraftBC> ??
[21:45:20] [Server thread/INFO]: <mhls100> 昨天满月
[21:45:20] [Server thread/INFO]: <MinecraftBC> 我快被宿管啃死了(
[21:45:28] [Server thread/INFO]: <mhls100> 刷黑猫
[21:45:31] [Server thread/INFO]: <MinecraftBC> ?
[21:45:34] [Server thread/INFO]: <MinecraftBC> 你早说
[22:04:16] [Server thread/INFO]: <mhls100> 如何跨海运猫()
[22:04:21] [Server thread/INFO]: <MinecraftBC> ?
[22:04:23] [Server thread/INFO]: <MinecraftBC> 船
[22:04:27] [Server thread/INFO]: <MinecraftBC> 别的没啥好思路
[22:04:31] [Server thread/INFO]: <mhls100> 多只
[22:04:41] [Server thread/INFO]: <MinecraftBC> 多运几趟
[22:04:54] [Server thread/INFO]: <MinecraftBC> 或者修一条跨海铁路
[22:08:25] [Server thread/INFO]: MinecraftBC lost connection: Disconnected
[22:08:25] [Server thread/INFO]: MinecraftBC left the game
[22:08:25] [Server thread/INFO]: [voicechat] Disconnecting client MinecraftBC
[22:47:59] [Server thread/INFO]: mhls100 lost connection: Disconnected
[22:47:59] [Server thread/INFO]: mhls100 left the game
[22:47:59] [Server thread/INFO]: [voicechat] Disconnecting client mhls100
[22:48:59] [Server thread/INFO]: Server empty for 60 seconds, pausing
[22:57:24] [Server thread/INFO]: mhls100[/112.6.224.40:57066] logged in with entity id 886309 at (-738.3963031690541, 64.0, -394.16483221867156)
[22:57:24] [Server thread/INFO]: mhls100 joined the game
[22:57:24] [Server thread/INFO]: Player mhls100 joined with a matching carpet client
[22:58:01] [Server thread/INFO]: mhls100 lost connection: Disconnected
[22:58:01] [Server thread/INFO]: mhls100 left the game
[22:58:01] [Server thread/INFO]: [voicechat] Disconnecting client mhls100
[22:59:01] [Server thread/INFO]: Server empty for 60 seconds, pausing
[23:02:24] [Server thread/INFO]: a350_ti[/157.0.72.244:17526] logged in with entity id 887030 at (-762.4929359259502, 70.875, -436.54765492591486)
[23:02:24] [Server thread/INFO]: a350_ti joined the game
[23:02:25] [Server thread/INFO]: Player a350_ti joined with a matching carpet client
[23:02:30] [Server thread/INFO]: a350_ti lost connection: Disconnected
[23:02:30] [Server thread/INFO]: a350_ti left the game
[23:02:30] [Server thread/INFO]: [voicechat] Disconnecting client a350_ti
[23:03:30] [Server thread/INFO]: Server empty for 60 seconds, pausing
[23:06:08] [Server thread/INFO]: mhls100[/112.6.224.40:57553] logged in with entity id 887674 at (-784.5558505217475, 71.0, -357.4324046571798)
[23:06:08] [Server thread/INFO]: mhls100 joined the game
[23:06:11] [Server thread/INFO]: Player mhls100 joined with a matching carpet client
[23:07:14] [Server thread/INFO]: mhls100 lost connection: Disconnected
[23:07:14] [Server thread/INFO]: mhls100 left the game
[23:07:14] [Server thread/INFO]: [voicechat] Disconnecting client mhls100
[23:08:14] [Server thread/INFO]: Server empty for 60 seconds, pausing
[23:23:15] [Server thread/INFO]: mhls100[/112.6.224.40:58126] logged in with entity id 888530 at (-732.9617470823109, 64.0, -398.88075727652796)
[23:23:15] [Server thread/INFO]: mhls100 joined the game
[23:23:16] [Server thread/INFO]: Player mhls100 joined with a matching carpet client