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2025-07-12

AI总结： 哈哈，各位方块世界的冒险家们，今天服务器又上演了一出精彩（且有点诡异）的连续剧！让我们用轻松幽默的方式，来回顾一下这充满“惊喜”的一天吧。记住，所有玩家ID都原汁原味，MC内容也如实翻译，绝无瞎编哦！

村民们的“压扁派对”大狂欢​

首先，必须提名今天的“最惨角色”——村民们！坐标 (-657.70, 67.50, -483.30) 附近简直是他们的“地狱健身房”。从下午1点多开始，一直到晚上，这些可怜的家伙一个接一个地“被压得太厉害了”（Villager was squished too much）。日志里记录了不下15次这样的惨剧，比如：

  • 13:41:58：第一个村民壮烈牺牲。
  • 14:09:22：又一个村民加入“压扁俱乐部”。
  • 15:48:54：Onestar登录时，村民还在“加班”被压。
  • 甚至到17:16:34，还有新村民勇敢（或愚蠢）地冲进这个“绞肉机”。

MinecraftBC 看到后都忍不住惊呼“wc”（大概是“哇操”的缩写吧），还吐槽“合成器能朝下啊”——看来是有人在搞什么红石装置，结果村民成了“小白鼠”。总之，这个位置简直是村民的“死亡打卡点”，建议改名叫“压榨天堂”，效率高到服务器都喊“Can't keep up!”（服务器过载了，跑慢了41ticks，它在哭诉：别压了，我累趴了！）。

玩家们的“进进出出”大戏​

服务器今天像个旋转门，玩家们登录登出比村民被压还频繁：

  • MinecraftBC：今日MVP，戏份超多！ 他下午1:37登录，坐标 (-746.57, 66.94, -376.40)，还带着carpet client（高端玩家标配）。这位老兄先是疑惑“飞的也行啊合着”（可能看到什么飞天操作），然后吐槽“哪来的野生小乐魂”（大概是遇到了啥怪事）。中途他还掉线了一次（14:23:37），但很快又杀回来（14:25:40）。聊天中，他金句频出：“包有的（”和“掉进去泡的”回应 mhls100 的溺尸问题；“我了个铲击”表达震惊；“刚魔改了一下树场，现在理论上可以安心挂机了”显摆技术；“刷铁机里面怎么连个工作台都没有”抱怨设备不全；“做漏斗”解释需求；最后还惊叹“1秒10刀”（估计是攻击速度太快）。最牛的是，他搞了个大动作：15:02开始用!!stats指令，创建了“摸鱼榜”（钓鱼数量榜），自己以2196条鱼高居榜首——钓鱼狂魔实锤了！

  • mhls100：短暂但犀利！ 14:12登录，坐标 (-760.70, 66.00, -356.30)，也有carpet client。他一上来就问“怎么这里还有溺尸”，被MinecraftBC幽默回应后，17:20默默离开。临走前还帮MinecraftBC诊断问题“剪刀”（当MinecraftBC喊“什么玩意坏掉了”时）。

  • bot_wood：神秘机器人？ 14:07和15:25两次登录（坐标差不多，在 (-764.11, 72.06, -652.42) 附近），但全程沉默，像个勤劳的背景板。16:16和15:16登出，没留下只言片语——估计是自动脚本在打工吧。

  • Onestar：闪亮登场又闪退！ 15:48登录，坐标 (-752.43, 69.25, -373.43)，带着carpet client。他一来就“Orz”（膜拜状），和MinecraftBC聊了几句树场改造，结果15:51就掉线了，只留下“干嘛”和“你不是刚从树厂过来吗”的疑问——真是“来也匆匆，去也匆匆”。

  • a350_ti：午夜幽灵访客！ 23:25登录，坐标 (-701.20, 68.00, -416.19)，也有carpet client，但23:25就闪退了，只待了9秒——服务器刚醒就被他吓一跳。

服务器的小插曲与“摸鱼榜”革命​

除了村民的悲剧和玩家的闹剧，还有几个亮点：

  • !!stats 指令大改造： MinecraftBC 在15:04用!!stats save fish custom fish_caught 摸鱼榜 创建了新计分板，替换了旧的“狂热运输”。结果“摸鱼榜”出炉：MinecraftBC 以2196条鱼遥遥领先，mhls100 264条紧随其后，a350_ti 305条也上榜——这榜单一出，服务器都“Saved the game”（保存游戏），仿佛在说：大家快去钓鱼，别压村民了！
  • 聊天中的谜之对话： MinecraftBC 问“哪来的野生小乐魂”，mhls100 回“剪刀”——可能是在修东西？还有Onestar的“stO”（反向膜拜），配合MinecraftBC的树场改造，感觉像技术宅的加密交流。
  • 服务器“打盹”时间： 玩家一少，服务器就自动暂停——17:21和23:26各一次，显示“Server empty for 60 seconds, pausing”。它大概在喊：“终于清净了，让我歇会儿！”

总结：村民的哀嚎与玩家的欢笑​

这一天，服务器见证了村民们的“压扁马拉松”、MinecraftBC的“钓鱼称霸”、以及各种登录登出的“快闪秀”。坐标 (-657.70, 67.50, -483.30) 成了死亡热点，而“摸鱼榜”则为钓鱼爱好者们立了flag。最后，服务器在午夜安静下来，仿佛在说：“明天继续压村民？我先睡会儿！” 各位，下次登录时，记得带点同情心——或者至少，多钓几条鱼冲冲榜！ 😄

[13:37:07] [Server thread/INFO]: MinecraftBC[/112.224.176.189:55059] logged in with entity id 526783 at (-746.5737264161285, 66.9375, -376.3978375690071)
[13:37:07] [Server thread/INFO]: MinecraftBC joined the game
[13:37:09] [Server thread/INFO]: Player MinecraftBC joined with a matching carpet client
[13:41:58] [Server thread/INFO]: Villager class_1646['Villager'/527096, l='ServerLevel[world]', x=-657.30, y=67.50, z=-483.70] died, message: 'Villager was squished too much'
[13:56:31] [Server thread/INFO]: <MinecraftBC> 飞的也行啊合着
[14:03:49] [Server thread/INFO]: Villager class_1646['Villager'/565985, l='ServerLevel[world]', x=-657.70, y=67.50, z=-483.30] died, message: 'Villager was squished too much'
[14:05:32] [Server thread/INFO]: <MinecraftBC> ?
[14:05:42] [Server thread/INFO]: <MinecraftBC> 哪来的野生小乐魂
[14:07:41] [Server thread/INFO]: bot_wood[local] logged in with entity id 568229 at (-764.1062499880791, 72.0625, -652.4218556661577)
[14:07:41] [Server thread/INFO]: bot_wood joined the game
[14:09:22] [Server thread/INFO]: Villager class_1646['Villager'/565983, l='ServerLevel[world]', x=-657.70, y=67.50, z=-483.70] died, message: 'Villager was squished too much'
[14:12:55] [Server thread/INFO]: mhls100[/112.6.224.40:59292] logged in with entity id 569756 at (-760.6999999880791, 66.0, -356.30000001192093)
[14:12:55] [Server thread/INFO]: mhls100 joined the game
[14:12:56] [Server thread/INFO]: Player mhls100 joined with a matching carpet client
[14:14:34] [Server thread/WARN]: Failed to update secure chat state for mhls100: 'Chat disabled due to missing profile public key. Please try reconnecting.'
[14:14:38] [Server thread/INFO]: <mhls100> 怎么这里还有溺尸
[14:14:47] [Server thread/INFO]: <MinecraftBC> 包有的（
[14:14:51] [Server thread/INFO]: <MinecraftBC> 掉进去泡的
[14:15:17] [Server thread/INFO]: <MinecraftBC> 我了个铲击
[14:18:16] [Server thread/INFO]: Villager class_1646['Villager'/565979, l='ServerLevel[world]', x=-657.70, y=67.50, z=-483.70] died, message: 'Villager was squished too much'
[14:18:52] [Server thread/INFO]: <MinecraftBC> wc
[14:18:58] [Server thread/INFO]: <MinecraftBC> 合成器能朝下啊
[14:23:32] [Server thread/INFO]: Villager class_1646['Villager'/565994, l='ServerLevel[world]', x=-657.70, y=67.50, z=-483.70] died, message: 'Villager was squished too much'
[14:23:37] [Server thread/INFO]: MinecraftBC lost connection: Disconnected
[14:23:37] [Server thread/INFO]: MinecraftBC left the game
[14:23:37] [Server thread/INFO]: [voicechat] Disconnecting client MinecraftBC
[14:25:40] [Server thread/INFO]: MinecraftBC[/112.224.176.189:55323] logged in with entity id 576956 at (-761.7758743275192, 74.5, -651.6999999880791)
[14:25:40] [Server thread/INFO]: MinecraftBC joined the game
[14:25:42] [Server thread/INFO]: Player MinecraftBC joined with a matching carpet client
[14:28:53] [Server thread/INFO]: Villager class_1646['Villager'/565980, l='ServerLevel[world]', x=-657.70, y=67.50, z=-483.70] died, message: 'Villager was squished too much'
[14:36:05] [Server thread/INFO]: Villager class_1646['Villager'/565982, l='ServerLevel[world]', x=-657.70, y=67.50, z=-483.70] died, message: 'Villager was squished too much'
[14:54:31] [Server thread/INFO]: Villager class_1646['Villager'/565981, l='ServerLevel[world]', x=-657.70, y=67.50, z=-483.30] died, message: 'Villager was squished too much'
[15:02:34] [Server thread/INFO]: <MinecraftBC> !!stats
[15:02:37] [Server thread/INFO]: <MinecraftBC> !!stats list
[15:04:17] [Server thread/INFO]: <MinecraftBC> !!stats save fish custom fish_caught 摸鱼榜
[15:04:22] [Server thread/INFO]: <MinecraftBC> !!stats scoreboard fish
[15:04:22] [Server thread/INFO]: Saving the game (this may take a moment!)
[15:04:22] [Server thread/INFO]: Saved the game
[15:04:22] [Server thread/INFO]: Removed objective [狂热运输]
[15:04:22] [Server thread/INFO]: Created new objective [摸鱼榜]
[15:04:22] [Server thread/INFO]: Set [摸鱼榜] for a350_ti to 305
[15:04:22] [Server thread/INFO]: Set [摸鱼榜] for Alicia_X to 48
[15:04:22] [Server thread/INFO]: Set [摸鱼榜] for Alicia_Y to 48
[15:04:22] [Server thread/INFO]: Set [摸鱼榜] for Cloud_ling to 48
[15:04:22] [Server thread/INFO]: Set [摸鱼榜] for GUANHONG_ZH to 3
[15:04:22] [Server thread/INFO]: Set [摸鱼榜] for hereiszd to 14
[15:04:22] [Server thread/INFO]: Set [摸鱼榜] for mhls100 to 264
[15:04:22] [Server thread/INFO]: Set [摸鱼榜] for MinecraftBC to 2196
[15:04:22] [Server thread/INFO]: Set [摸鱼榜] for nnff to 9
[15:04:23] [Server thread/INFO]: Set [摸鱼榜] for rhnmabj to 495
[15:04:23] [Server thread/INFO]: Set display slot sidebar to show objective 摸鱼榜
[15:11:33] [Server thread/INFO]: Villager class_1646['Villager'/565991, l='ServerLevel[world]', x=-657.70, y=67.50, z=-483.30] died, message: 'Villager was squished too much'
[15:16:25] [Server thread/INFO]: [MinecraftBC: Can only manipulate existing players]
[15:16:49] [Server thread/INFO]: Villager class_1646['Villager'/565992, l='ServerLevel[world]', x=-657.70, y=67.50, z=-483.30] died, message: 'Villager was squished too much'
[15:16:58] [Server thread/INFO]: bot_wood left the game
[15:16:58] [Server thread/INFO]: [voicechat] Disconnecting client bot_wood
[15:25:38] [Server thread/INFO]: bot_wood[local] logged in with entity id 611168 at (-764.1062499880791, 72.0625, -652.6999999880791)
[15:25:38] [Server thread/INFO]: bot_wood joined the game
[15:36:06] [Server thread/INFO]: Villager class_1646['Villager'/565993, l='ServerLevel[world]', x=-657.70, y=67.50, z=-483.30] died, message: 'Villager was squished too much'
[15:42:34] [Server thread/INFO]: Villager class_1646['Villager'/565988, l='ServerLevel[world]', x=-657.70, y=67.50, z=-483.30] died, message: 'Villager was squished too much'
[15:48:23] [Server thread/INFO]: Villager class_1646['Villager'/565990, l='ServerLevel[world]', x=-657.30, y=67.50, z=-483.70] died, message: 'Villager was squished too much'
[15:48:54] [Server thread/INFO]: Onestar[/112.36.206.91:25602] logged in with entity id 627459 at (-752.4289357231196, 69.25, -373.42500001192093)
[15:48:54] [Server thread/INFO]: Onestar joined the game
[15:48:55] [Server thread/INFO]: Player Onestar joined with a matching carpet client
[15:49:06] [Server thread/INFO]: <Onestar> Orz
[15:49:09] [Server thread/INFO]: <MinecraftBC> 刚魔改了一下树场
[15:49:16] [Server thread/INFO]: <MinecraftBC> 现在理论上可以安心挂机了
[15:49:21] [Server thread/INFO]: <Onestar> stO
[15:49:49] [Server thread/INFO]: <MinecraftBC> 刷铁机里面怎么连个工作台都没有
[15:49:57] [Server thread/INFO]: <Onestar> 干嘛
[15:50:08] [Server thread/INFO]: <MinecraftBC> 做漏斗
[15:50:16] [Server thread/INFO]: <Onestar> 你不是刚从树厂过来吗
[15:51:18] [Server thread/INFO]: Onestar lost connection: Disconnected
[15:51:18] [Server thread/INFO]: Onestar left the game
[15:51:18] [Server thread/INFO]: [voicechat] Disconnecting client Onestar
[15:58:27] [Server thread/INFO]: Villager class_1646['Villager'/565984, l='ServerLevel[world]', x=-657.30, y=67.50, z=-483.70] died, message: 'Villager was squished too much'
[15:59:59] [Server thread/INFO]: <MinecraftBC> wc
[16:00:03] [Server thread/INFO]: <MinecraftBC> 1秒10刀
[16:03:47] [Server thread/INFO]: Villager class_1646['Villager'/565997, l='ServerLevel[world]', x=-657.70, y=67.50, z=-483.30] died, message: 'Villager was squished too much'
[16:09:35] [Server thread/INFO]: Villager class_1646['Villager'/565986, l='ServerLevel[world]', x=-657.70, y=67.50, z=-483.30] died, message: 'Villager was squished too much'
[16:10:56] [Server thread/INFO]: <MinecraftBC> ?
[16:11:00] [Server thread/INFO]: <MinecraftBC> 什么玩意坏掉了
[16:11:05] [Server thread/INFO]: <mhls100> 剪刀
[16:15:03] [Server thread/INFO]: Villager class_1646['Villager'/565995, l='ServerLevel[world]', x=-657.70, y=67.50, z=-483.30] died, message: 'Villager was squished too much'
[16:16:22] [Server thread/INFO]: bot_wood left the game
[16:16:22] [Server thread/INFO]: [voicechat] Disconnecting client bot_wood
[16:18:18] [Server thread/INFO]: MinecraftBC lost connection: Disconnected
[16:18:18] [Server thread/INFO]: MinecraftBC left the game
[16:18:18] [Server thread/INFO]: [voicechat] Disconnecting client MinecraftBC
[16:20:54] [Server thread/INFO]: Villager class_1646['Villager'/565998, l='ServerLevel[world]', x=-657.70, y=67.50, z=-483.30] died, message: 'Villager was squished too much'
[16:28:49] [Server thread/INFO]: Villager class_1646['Villager'/565987, l='ServerLevel[world]', x=-657.70, y=67.50, z=-483.30] died, message: 'Villager was squished too much'
[16:46:05] [Server thread/WARN]: Can't keep up! Is the server overloaded? Running 2068ms or 41 ticks behind
[16:50:12] [Server thread/INFO]: Villager class_1646['Villager'/672599, l='ServerLevel[world]', x=-657.70, y=67.50, z=-483.30] died, message: 'Villager was squished too much'
[16:56:13] [Server thread/INFO]: Villager class_1646['Villager'/672600, l='ServerLevel[world]', x=-657.70, y=67.50, z=-483.30] died, message: 'Villager was squished too much'
[17:05:40] [Server thread/INFO]: Villager class_1646['Villager'/672612, l='ServerLevel[world]', x=-657.70, y=67.50, z=-483.70] died, message: 'Villager was squished too much'
[17:16:34] [Server thread/INFO]: Villager class_1646['Villager'/672614, l='ServerLevel[world]', x=-657.70, y=67.50, z=-483.70] died, message: 'Villager was squished too much'
[17:20:21] [Server thread/INFO]: mhls100 lost connection: Disconnected
[17:20:21] [Server thread/INFO]: mhls100 left the game
[17:20:21] [Server thread/INFO]: [voicechat] Disconnecting client mhls100
[17:21:21] [Server thread/INFO]: Server empty for 60 seconds, pausing
[23:25:09] [Server thread/INFO]: a350_ti[/157.0.72.244:37453] logged in with entity id 688955 at (-701.203641901876, 68.0, -416.193546606789)
[23:25:09] [Server thread/INFO]: a350_ti joined the game
[23:25:10] [Server thread/INFO]: Player a350_ti joined with a matching carpet client
[23:25:18] [Server thread/INFO]: a350_ti lost connection: Disconnected
[23:25:18] [Server thread/INFO]: a350_ti left the game
[23:25:18] [Server thread/INFO]: [voicechat] Disconnecting client a350_ti
[23:26:18] [Server thread/INFO]: Server empty for 60 seconds, pausing