2025-08-13
AI总结： 啊哈，各位亲爱的方块居民们，今天我们的服务器上演了一出“人迹罕至”的轻喜剧，主演是MinecraftBC和WTY_AK_IOI，偶尔还有Alicia_X友情客串。整体剧情嘛，可以用“登录如闪电，下线如风，活塞门成了最大冤种”来概括。来，让我用日志的蛛丝马迹，还原这充满玄机的一天！
首先，清晨11点左右，一个神秘IP（176.65.148.234:62494）试图闯入服务器，结果被“解码错误”这个拦路虎一脚踹飞——人家服务器都喊了：“喂，你的登录包太大啦，塞不下！” 这哥们儿连门都没摸着，就被拒之门外了。服务器心想：“大清早的，搞这么大阵仗干啥？”
接着，午后13:28，MinecraftBC闪亮登场，坐标(-751.21, 68.56, -373.30)，带着他那匹配的carpet客户端和Syncmatica小助手（版本0.3.15，同步得贼溜）。可惜，这位兄弟只待了4分钟，就匆匆下线，留下一句无声的“拜拜”。服务器空置60秒后，自动暂停，开始了漫长的午休时光，仿佛在打盹：“玩家呢？都去喝下午茶了？”
傍晚17:35，Alicia_X优雅登录，坐标(-732.23, 71.00, -499.94)，同样装备齐全的carpet客户端。但这位女士更干脆，只逗留了1分41秒，就挥袖而去。服务器再次空置暂停，内心OS：“今天流行快闪吗？连个成就都没刷出来！”
高潮在晚上19:47拉开帷幕：WTY_AK_IOI上线，坐标(-713.92, 71.00, -474.72)。紧接着，MinecraftBC也蹦跶回来，但网络似乎 不太给力——他先断开了一次（19:55:49），然后WTY_AK_IOI在聊天框神秘兮兮地喊了句“芝麻开门”（19:56:20）。这可不是阿拉丁神灯咒语，而是活塞门事件的序幕！
MinecraftBC重新登录后（19:58:09，新坐标(-734.32, 76.56, -1435.35)），两人开启了一段爆笑对话。MinecraftBC发现某处“卡住”了，大喊：“byd他是怎么卡在这个位置的？”（翻译：原汁原味的“我靠，这咋卡住的？”）。WTY_AK_IOI一脸无辜：“我不到啊”（“不知道啊”），还坚称“我正常开关门啊”（“我可是规规矩矩开门的”）。接着，MinecraftBC化身技术侦探：“你可能是按的太快了但是不够快……不对，就是按的太快了！但凡再慢一点就会直接坏掉。” WTY_AK_IOI一脸懵圈：“？？？那我很厉害了”，还发了“CCCOrz”（疑似膜拜或无奈表情）和“xswl”（笑死我了）。结果，MinecraftBC突然掉线（20:02:28），留下WTY_AK_IOI独白：“腐竹当你看到这条消息的时候我已经被BC禁言了……BC上线把活塞门修好了，然后又把它玩坏了。” 哈哈，活塞门成了最大受害者——修了又坏，纯纯的“门生悲剧”！
最后，WTY_AK_IOI在20:15下线，服务器空置60秒后暂停，结束这戏剧性的一天。总结：玩家们像打地鼠一样进进出出，活塞门被“手速王者”玩成了俄罗斯方块——修好就崩，服务器则在寂寞中数着秒：“明天，能有个长点儿的剧情吗？” 真是充实（又短暂）的方块生活啊！ 😄
[11:03:48] [Server thread/INFO]: /176.65.148.234:62494 lost connection: Internal Exception: io.netty.handler.codec.DecoderException: java.io.IOException: Packet login/serverbound/minecraft:hello (class_2915) was larger than I expected, found 1 bytes extra whilst reading packet serverbound/minecraft:hello
[13:28:25] [Server thread/INFO]: MinecraftBC[/111.17.83.114:12454] logged in with entity id 915 at (-751.2059509304229, 68.5625, -373.30000001192093)
[13:28:25] [Server thread/INFO]: MinecraftBC joined the game
[13:28:26] [Server thread/INFO]: Player MinecraftBC joined with a matching carpet client
[13:28:26] [Server thread/INFO]: Syncmatica client joining with local version 0.3.15 and client version 0.3.15
[13:32:41] [Server thread/INFO]: MinecraftBC lost connection: Disconnected
[13:32:41] [Server thread/INFO]: MinecraftBC left the game
[13:32:41] [Server thread/INFO]: [voicechat] Disconnecting client MinecraftBC
[13:33:41] [Server thread/INFO]: Server empty for 60 seconds, pausing
[17:35:11] [Server thread/INFO]: Alicia_X[/113.120.19.54:18455] logged in with entity id 3191 at (-732.2321125987904, 71.0, -499.9436111383891)
[17:35:11] [Server thread/INFO]: Alicia_X joined the game
[17:35:12] [Server thread/INFO]: Player Alicia_X joined with a matching carpet client
[17:36:52] [Server thread/INFO]: Alicia_X lost connection: Disconnected
[17:36:52] [Server thread/INFO]: Alicia_X left the game
[17:36:52] [Server thread/INFO]: [voicechat] Disconnecting client Alicia_X
[17:37:52] [Server thread/INFO]: Server empty for 60 seconds, pausing
[19:47:07] [Server thread/INFO]: WTY_AK_IOI[/123.232.128.202:7595] logged in with entity id 4821 at (-713.9201208551541, 71.0, -474.7225259859786)
[19:47:07] [Server thread/INFO]: WTY_AK_IOI joined the game
[19:55:49] [Server thread/INFO]: MinecraftBC (/111.17.83.114:12345) lost connection: Disconnected
[19:56:20] [Server thread/INFO]: <WTY_AK_IOI> 芝麻开门
[19:56:28] [Server thread/INFO]: MinecraftBC (/111.17.83.114:12509) lost connection: Disconnected
[19:56:57] [Server thread/INFO]: WTY_AK_IOI lost connection: Disconnected
[19:56:57] [Server thread/INFO]: WTY_AK_IOI left the game
[19:56:57] [Server thread/INFO]: [voicechat] Disconnecting client WTY_AK_IOI
[19:57:05] [Server thread/INFO]: WTY_AK_IOI[/123.232.128.202:8273] logged in with entity id 9316 at (-735.6522105740108, 75.0625, -518.7877475290758)
[19:57:05] [Server thread/INFO]: WTY_AK_IOI joined the game
[19:58:09] [Server thread/INFO]: MinecraftBC[/111.17.83.114:12789] logged in with entity id 10588 at (-734.3158900760577, 76.5625, -1435.3465965323478)
[19:58:09] [Server thread/INFO]: MinecraftBC joined the game
[19:58:09] [Server thread/INFO]: Syncmatica client joining with local version 0.3.15 and client version 0.3.15
[19:58:10] [Server thread/INFO]: Player MinecraftBC joined with a matching carpet client
[19:59:22] [Server thread/INFO]: <MinecraftBC> byd他是怎么卡在这个位置的
[19:59:28] [Server thread/INFO]: <WTY_AK_IOI> 我不到啊
[19:59:36] [Server thread/INFO]: <WTY_AK_IOI> 我正常开关门啊
[20:00:17] [Server thread/INFO]: <MinecraftBC> 我知道了
[20:00:18] [Server thread/INFO]: <WTY_AK_IOI> CCCOrz
[20:00:26] [Server thread/INFO]: <MinecraftBC> 你可能是按的太快了但是不够快
[20:00:30] [Server thread/INFO]: <WTY_AK_IOI> ??
[20:00:36] [Server thread/INFO]: <MinecraftBC> 不对
[20:00:39] [Server thread/INFO]: <MinecraftBC> 就是按的太快了
[20:00:46] [Server thread/INFO]: <MinecraftBC> 但凡再慢一点就会直接坏掉
[20:00:54] [Server thread/INFO]: <WTY_AK_IOI> ???
[20:01:02] [Server thread/INFO]: <WTY_AK_IOI> 那我很厉害了
[20:02:24] [Server thread/INFO]: <MinecraftBC> 丨
[20:02:27] [Server thread/INFO]: <WTY_AK_IOI> xswl
[20:02:28] [Server thread/INFO]: MinecraftBC lost connection: Disconnected
[20:02:28] [Server thread/INFO]: MinecraftBC left the game
[20:02:28] [Server thread/INFO]: [voicechat] Disconnecting client MinecraftBC
[20:03:06] [Server thread/INFO]: <WTY_AK_IOI> 腐竹当你看到这条消息的时候我已经被BC禁言了
[20:03:22] [Server thread/INFO]: <WTY_AK_IOI> 当你看到后请转告群u
[20:03:35] [Server thread/INFO]: <WTY_AK_IOI> BC上线把活塞门修好了
[20:03:42] [Server thread/INFO]: <WTY_AK_IOI> 然后又把它玩坏了
[20:15:42] [Server thread/INFO]: WTY_AK_IOI lost connection: Disconnected
[20:15:42] [Server thread/INFO]: WTY_AK_IOI left the game
[20:15:42] [Server thread/INFO]: [voicechat] Disconnecting client WTY_AK_IOI
[20:16:42] [Server thread/INFO]: Server empty for 60 seconds, pausing